Mr. Forward wrote a poem.

Here. It's a tad "inside Althouse" but very charming (to me, anyway):

Althouse's favorite commentater
Lives under the refrigerator.
He appears as a ghost
when he bothers to post,
Admits "it's the only way I could date her."

AND: Psychedelic George follows on:

A mere common tater,
a tuber who wishes he knew 'er.