New York City tap water, the fancy bottled water...

... that you might want to buy if you're stranded somewhere where the idea that great water could come out of the tap seems really cool.

But, no, this stuff — Tap'd NY. Purified New York City tap water — is for sale in New York City.

"Water is all the same anyway. I just prefer to buy my own water in bottles," says a woman within easy range of the very taps that filled the bottle she is paying $1.50 for.