"Hello, Mr. President we honor you today! For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say 'hooray!'"

All right, now, I'm really outraged. It's one thing to lead the little children to sing the praises of our leader. It's quite another to make them learn lines like that.

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If you think "doth" is funny, listen to the David Sedaris segment of "The Drama Bug" episode of "This American Life."