Oscars, anyone?

I haven't seen any of the movies, but I'm DVR-ing the show and will dip in from time to time. You can talk about it here and I might say something now and then.

For example, Jennifer Hudson has a smashing dress.

UPDATE: Man, this show sucks so bad.

UPDATE2: I'm IM-ing with my son Chris. I write: "is any celebrity saying anything pro-union or in support of the wisconsin protesters?" And he's all:

haven't heard anything

oh gwyneth paltrow mentioned you

in the middle of the song

she stopped and said you know ann althouse

needs to stop criticizing those protestors

LOL.

"A variety of birds, followed by large quantities of cheese, topped off with unlimited desserts, and all washed down with a bucket of... duck fat."

The Gwyneth Paltrow lying-through-your-teeth diet.

Gwyneth Paltrow Does W

This cover looks PhotoShopped and then some. Gwyneth looks totally different, maybe it’s the sake venom.

A source told NYP that Gwyneth likes to keep her skin looking young, and revealed, "It's not Botox. Just a cream that has the venom in it . . . [the cream] is part of the facials."

What do you think has helped the 34-year-old look so good here, Photoshop or snake spit?

Oscar Pictures

Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Hudson, Forest Whitaker & Oprah

Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz, Kirsten Dunst

Tom & Katie, Nicole & Keith,

Jennifer & Marc, Madonna & Gwyneth