Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
"That last post wrecked my blog theme. I was working on a theme."
Meade: "What theme?"
Me: "My piss theme. I had a piss theme going. That's how I got to the dog that pissed off the Nazis. I Googled 'piss,' because I saw I had a theme going."
Meade: "What?"
Me: "There was the 'pee-o-meter' and... "
Meade: "Where was the piss in the first post, the Johnny Weir..."
Me (suddenly realizing I didn't use Johnny Weir's "pissed me off" and "heard worse in bathrooms" until the the second post): "Oh, yeah."
Meade: "Johnny Wee-er."
Me: "You're good with the homophones. The homophobe homophones."
Meade: "I'm afraid of homophones."
Me: "My piss theme. I had a piss theme going. That's how I got to the dog that pissed off the Nazis. I Googled 'piss,' because I saw I had a theme going."
Meade: "What?"
Me: "There was the 'pee-o-meter' and... "
Meade: "Where was the piss in the first post, the Johnny Weir..."
Me (suddenly realizing I didn't use Johnny Weir's "pissed me off" and "heard worse in bathrooms" until the the second post): "Oh, yeah."
Meade: "Johnny Wee-er."
Me: "You're good with the homophones. The homophobe homophones."
Meade: "I'm afraid of homophones."
Labels:
homophones,
Johnny Weir,
Nazis,
puns,
urine
Fall color...
... reflected in the devil's lake.
(Enlarge for better color.)
Talk about whatever you wan in the comments.
UPDATE: Woke up Saturday morning and saw the typo. Was going to correct it but it seems like a pun in a post about color.
Labels:
photography,
puns,
trees,
typo
No shun ≈ notion.
And that pun takes me back to an old song.
"Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind" inspires "your blog has thrilled me like the rush of the limb... bough."
"Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind" inspires "your blog has thrilled me like the rush of the limb... bough."
Labels:
music,
puns,
Rush Limbaugh
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