"It's most likely an industrial-type diamond, not gem quality."

If you scorn the merchandise enough, can you get out of the felony range... if you're Lindsay Lohan?

ADDED: You know who I feel sorry for? Jewelers. Here is is, 2 days before Valentine's Day, and you know they're hoping guys will run in and pay $950 and up for something that looks like the sort of thing that might make a woman feel that he didn't fuck up. And just at that moment, the clueless males of this world are getting an insider's tip: The junk in those stores isn't worth anywhere near what you see on the price tags. Diamonds? You Valentine's Day chumps need to know there are mere industrial-type diamonds, and you have no idea what you're buying, do you?

Here, buy a diamond necklace — see how cheap they are?

"California: The Lindsay Lohan of States."

"Listen up, California. The other 48 states—your cousin New York excluded—are sick of your bratty arrogance. You're the Lindsay Lohan of states: a prima donna who once showed some talent but is now too wasted to do anything with it."

"I hate where we are today. I hate the Internet. I hate the instant-news cycle," says National Enquirer editor Barry Levine.

"I yearn for the days when we could pass off a reporter as a waiter at Liz Taylor and Larry Fortensky’s wedding and get the inside scoop. They were the best days, no question about it. These days, the Lindsay Lohans and the reality stars? They’re flies on the wall, specks, not real celebrities."

You've got to have the glamour and grandeur before it's any fun snooping and toppling.

Is Drudge is trying to say something about hair...

My email informant says "It looks like Biden is about to swat that pesky Lohan."



I'm seeing a hair theme. The Lohan photo is obviously hair-centric. She's young and beautiful... and  deeply troubled and going to jail. The 2 older characters pictured in juxtaposition with her are possibly troubled, but not deeply, and they're not going to jail. They do not find themselves under the thumb of government power. They are the thumb. (Lindsay! Look out for that thumb!) But they are hair-challenged. Surely, they'd trade it all for fabulous hair. Biden has his long, sad history of hair transplants. And Hillary's hair has been a big topic as long as we've known her. And it looks particularly awful in that picture. That photograph seems to say: This is why older women are required to cut their hair short. She's raising a glass of white wine... as if she doesn't even care anymore. She's laughing. Biden is yelling. Lohan is swooning. Now, I'm seeing much more than a message about hair. It's about how the oldsters are crushing the young in America today.

Did McFly Singer Put Lohan Off Men?

McFly drummer, Harry Judd thinks it was him who turned Lindsay Lohan off men!

Harry, 22, was rumoured to have had a fling with Lohan after they appeared together in Just My Luck.

Speaking to heat magazine, Harry admits he hasn't heard from the Hollywood actress recently and of her lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson he said: "I must have put her off guys."

Adding: "Whatever she gets up to is her own business."

Lead singer Tom Fletcher, also 22, admits he's more of a homely type. He lives with long-term girlfriend Giovanna, and says: "I enjoy cooking. If I get the weekend off, I like to cook."

He added: "I knitted two scarves for the winter. I sit in front of the TV with a glass of wine and my knitting. I'm such a woman."
Read the full story in Heat, on sale now.

Lohan & Campbell To Guest Star On Ugly Betty

Naomi Campbell has filmed scenes for an episode of Ugly Betty. The episode centres on a charity softball game, between Elle and Mode magazine. And Elle magazine unveil Campbell as one of their big players.

Lindsay Lohan, 21, will play a schoolmate of America Ferrera's character Betty Suarez in a flashback scene for the show's season finale. Lohan has began shooting her scenes and is also expected to appear in five episodes of the next season.

Lohan & Bilson Covers In March

Lindsay Lohan Does Paper
Rachel Bilson Does Nylon

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, reports People.

The actress left the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah yesterday afternoon.

She was seen leaving with her father Michael Lohan. He told People, "I will be there in her life as best I can but from here on she's going to have a lot of decisions to make on her own. Now that she is going out into the world, I can only hope for the best."

Lindsay's mother Dina said, "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life."
Image: Celebutopia

Dina Lohan: Lindsay Staying In Rehab

It was rumoured that Lindsay Lohan was going to leave rehab this weekend, but her mother put an end to the speculation.

"Not true," Dina Lohan, 45, told Access Hollywood in an e-mail, "staying in Utah."

A source close to Lindsay told People, "Lindsay is not leaving Cirque Lodge in Utah any time soon. She has a few more weeks to grow and develop, and she is doing great."

Lindsay, 21, entered rehab following her arrest on suspicion of drunken driving after a brief car chase. At the police station a "small" amount of cocaine was found in her pocket, said a Santa Monica police spokesman.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Sex Addict?

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly suffering from sex addiction during her stay in rehab.

The Mean Girls actress, who is currently undergoing treatment for drugs and alcohol habits, has found herself repeatedly thinking about ex-boyfriends and "erotic" situations as a side-effect of her rehab at the Cirque Lodge.

An insider told Star magazine, "She’s been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderama and Jared Leto. Her counselors are trying to get her to understand that she’s substituting one addiction for another."

"Besides the obvious dangers of STDs, having indiscriminate sex can lead to emotional heartbreak, and that can lead to drug and alcohol abuse."

They added, "If she doesn’t get to grips with this, Lindsay is going to find herself back in rehab-sex addiction."
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Lohan Gets One Day In Jail

Lindsay Lohan must spend one day in jail after pleading guilty to drink driving and drug charges. As a result, she will not stand trial for DUI.

She was put on three years' probation, and must do community service and complete a drug treatment programme according to BBC.

The actress crashed her car in Los Angeles in May and was arrested again in July after being stopped by police.

She avoided more serious charges because she was only in possession of a small quantity of drugs both times she was arrested.

Lohan In Rehab?

According to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider, Lindsay Lohan travelled to Sundance, Utah over the weekend and checked into the Cirque Lodge, where a 30-day stay reportedly costs a minimum of $30,000.

Her rep confirmed that the actress is receiving "medical treatment," but did not say if she actually is in rehab, reports E!

The 21-year-old has already been to rehab twice this year.

Lindsay Lohan Promotes Jill Stuart

Lindsay Lohan actually looks good in this ad campaign for New York fashion designer Jill Stuart.
Source: Daily Mail

Lindsay Lohan Nearly Broke?

In a Hollyscoop Exclusive, a source reveals that Lohan is apparently in $30,000 debt for narcotics.
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Lohan's Bikini Bod

Lindsay Lohan looked fab just three days before she was busted for DUI. You can also see the SCRAM alcohol monitoring device around her leg. It obviously didn't make a difference...

Lohan Busted Again For DUI!

Lindsay Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan.

She was suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol, but then the 'Mean Girls' actress was arrested when she was busted for DUI.

After she was searched, cocaine was found in her pants pocket. All this happened on Tuesday morning. She was behind bars, but was later released. You can check out the mugshot above. This is the second time in less than three months that Lohan has been caught driving while under the influenece.
Source: TMZ obviously, no-one has this shit covered like them!

Lohan Turns Herself In

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, reports DigitalSpy.com

The actress, 21, turned herself in to Beverly Hills police yesterday to be fingerprinted and photographed.

She was released on $30,000 bail after a court appearance was scheduled for August 24.

Lohan was cited by Beverley Hills police when she lost control of her car and crashed into a kerb on Sunset Boulevard on May 26. Police officers also found a "usable" amount of cocaine in her car.

She was not arrested at the time because she was being treated in hospital for minor injuries.
Source: DigitalSpy

Help Britney

Britney is working on her new album abd she wants her fans to choose the name of the album. Visit BritneySpears.com and choose from the following options:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

Desperate Housewives Actress Hits Out At Pantyless Stars

Desperate Housewives star, Nicollette Sheridan, has hit out at the pantyless partying ways made famous by celebs like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

Sheridan said that young stars deserve to be caught on camera, if they are going to go about flashing their private parts.

"I think it serves you right getting caught by the paparazzo if you are going to be getting out of a car like that. Disgraceful," Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.

The 45-year-old added, "They make fabulous underwear that is seamless, so there's no need for you to go, as they say, commando."